Pancakes... The syrupy killer.

Dustin Penner was injured eating pancakes.

What a delicious injury to suffer.

I find that much more appealing than Eric Decker enduring a James Harrison Leg-rape Sandwich.

I CALLED DIBBS ON THIS LEG!

Whatever, Tebow will just heal his ass.

Extra! Extra! Baron Davis Suffers From Herniated Dick

I came across this photo online and it may be one of the funniest typo's I have ever seen.  I wish i knew the newspaper this came from.  I can't imagine how difficult and painful this recovery might be, my prayers are with you B Diddy.

JTU

Now let me tell you a story...

After spending the last three days in the retirement community of Lake Havasu City, Arizona, I was pretty fucking pumped when we rolled into Vegas. Don’t get me wrong, Havasu was great, I got wasted poolside and made the old locals curse Canadians- but Vegas is Vegas.

Oh, and I had tickets for UFC 141.