Drunk GM 1: I'LL TRADE YOU ALL MY SLAMMERS!

Hello beautiful. I'm your Drunk General Manager. Wanna see my downstairs business?

This is the game where I get drunk and use the Trade Machine to jump all over rumors and my own sick fantasies to create ridiculous trades. Will any of these ever happen? Most likely no, unless a couple GM’s started hitting the sauce on the regular, but who the fuck cares anyway. Don’t tell me how unfair or unlikely these trades are either, I’M THE DRUNK GM, NOT YOU. So if you like looking at hypothetical trades a drunk man entered into a trade generator, stick around, this is right up your alley. TRY AND VETO THIS. Also I don't give a shit about salaries and luxury tax, hence the generator people.

If you play your cards right I might just call you up to discuss things...

Sooper Facts For Your Dumbass

 Guess what? After over a month of silence, we return. Conveniently, today is the Super Bowl as well. I recently found some sweet facts in regard to some of the people involved in today's big game. They may or may not be complete bullshit... but hey, that's for you to decide!

The BIGGEST REMATCH IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS PEYTON MANNINGS BROTHER Bowl

The two shittiest sports cities with the worst fucking fans on the planet are playing in the Super Bowl today which is horse shit because that means one of those fan bases gets to celebrate yet another championship... spoiled fucks... But I guess the benefit is that the other team has to lose and we can all marvel at a bunch of grown men crying with funny accents.